Masturbation cures cancer!
May 29, 2006
OK, maybe not “cures”, but frequent masturbation for men apparently contributes to avoiding prostate cancer: “Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer”. How could this have slipped by me when it first came out?
Like we needed any other reasons to be in favor of it.
Hey, wait: Porn causes masturbation; masturbation prevents cancer; therefore, porn prevents cancer!
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w0000T! porn and jacking off will save the world!
*Heh heh, I’m writing this at school in my computer class
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By Jesse on Apr 24, 2007
new law: “all men have the right to watch porn anytime of the day, in the name of the war on postate cancer. may all man enjoy.”
By bluehead on May 14, 2007