Ron’s Blog

Heh heh. You said “naked”. Heh heh.

Occasionally, I glance at the logs here; among other things, they tell me what search terms bring people to this site. So, in the tradition of “I remain the King of tight-assed porn“, I point out that of the nearly 1.3 million results Google gives for the search “hot ass naked teens”, I am #1 — the “I’m feeling lucky” result. (OK, actually it’s my Pledge Abstinence, Got Hot Ass! post.)

But, no, wait — I’m not really. I’m only at the top if you have the strong level “safe search” turned on. (My logs indicate that the Google search that gets them here is one where strong “safe search” was turned on. How else would I discover this? I mean, it should surprise no one that I would never think of having “safe search” turned on.)

Which leaves us with questions.

• Who the hell searches for “hot ass naked teens” with strong safe search on? Isn’t this kind of defeating the point of the search?
• When Google makes this search “safe”, they take out “naked”? So “hot ass teens” is OK, but “hot ass naked teens” isn’t? Does this mean “naked mole rats” and “naked ambition” are “unsafe”? (Yes it does.) I hear that Google is working on real Artifiical Intelligence stuff; maybe a little version 0.1 could smarten up “safe search” just a little by taking a little bit of context into account in deciding what’s “naughty”.