Now with 200% as many sins!
March 11, 2008
More wackiness from the world’s biggest cult: A doubling in the number of deadly sins, from 7 to 14! (Fewer confessions and new sins)
Added to the old favorites of Pride, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Anger, Sloth, and Greed, we have the new collection for the 21st century: genetic modification, carrying out experiments on humans, polluting the environment, causing social injustice, causing poverty, becoming obscenely wealthy, taking drugs.
Although the spokesperson for the Church noted that “he thought the most dangerous areas for committing new types of sins lay in the fields of bio-ethics and ecology”, he named abortion and paedophilia as “two of the greatest sins of our times” — although preistly paedophilia gets more of a pass, as “exaggerations by the mass media aimed at discrediting the Church”.
One Response to “Now with 200% as many sins!”
I beleive Islam is now officially the world’s biggest cult. That probably won’t change anytime soon.
By Joe on May 26, 2008